Scummy Life Advice

Here’s my advice kids, and slightly more mature adults. Stop sticking needles in your arms. Also don’t take anything from anyone named “Randy”, it’s never good. My final important lesson of the day. If someone no longer loves you because your gender changed, they probably didn’t love you at all. Coming from a pessimistic point of view, don’t bother with people who don’t give a shit about you. You’re so much more important that someone else’s love. Live it up, life is short and we all die anyways.

Part 2
Don’t take shit from anyone. People talk shit, it’s human nature to talk more shit than you’re worth. If someone’s having a go at you challenge the man, because more often than not the balls of steel this bastard claims to have is nothing more than a thimble.

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